Roses Are Reddish Violets Are

Have You Noticed That All The People In Favor Of Birth Control Are Already Born?

Those Hot Pants Of Hers Were So Damned Tight, I Could Hardly Breathe.

Live Everyday As Though It's Your Last 'cause One Day You'll Be Right.

I'm Not Against Half Naked Girls - Not As Often As I'd Like To Be.

The Odds Against There Being A Bomb On A Plane Are A Million To One, And Against Two Bombs A Million Times A Million To One. Next Time You Fly, Cut The Odds And Take A Bomb.