Live Everyday As Though It's

Just Because Nobody Complains Doesn't Mean All Parachutes Are Perfect.

Before I Met Her, I Drank And Swore Without Reason... Now I Have A Reason.

Why Would I Make One Woman So Miserable When I Can Make So Many Women Very Happy?

Do Unto Others, Then Run

I Thought I Couldn't Afford To Take Her Out And Smoke As Well. So I Gave Up Cigarettes. Then I Took Her Out And One Day I Looked At Her And Thought: 'oh Well,' And I Went Back To Smoking Again, And That Was Better.