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A Graduation Ceremony Is An Event Where The Commencement Speaker Tells Thousands Of Students Dressed In Identical Caps And Gowns That 'individuality' Is The Key To Success.

Inflation Is Bringing Us True Democracy. For The First Time In History, Luxuries And Necessities Are Selling At The Same Price.

Nowadays, You Cannot Be A Very Effective Political Figure Without Having A Demonstrable Sense Of Humor. People Take To It.

Did You Ever See That Painting The Mona Lisa. It Always Reminds Me Of A Reporter Listening To A Politician.

I Should Warn You That Underneath These Clothes I'm Wearing Boxer Shorts And I Know How To Use Them.