[he Stared Into The Camera]

Perhaps The World's Second Worst Crime Is Boredom. The First Is Being A Bore.

All I Want Is The Best Of Everything And There's Very Little Of That Left.

I Have The Worst Ear For Criticism, Even When I Have Created A Stage Set I Like, I Always Hear The Woman In The Back Of The Dress Circle, Who Says She Doesn't Like Blue.

Miss Marilyn Monroe Calls To Mind The Bouquet Of A Fireworks Display, Eliciting From Her Awed Spectators An Open-mouthed Chorus Of Ohs And Ahs.

On Close Inspection, This Device Turned Out To Be A Funereal Juke Box - The Result Of Mixing Lloyd's Of London With The Principle Of The Chewing Gum Dispenser.