He Travels Fastest Who Travels

No Matter Which Sex I Went To Bed With, I Never Smoked On The Street

I've Always Said That Next To Imperial China, The South Is The Best Place In The World To Be An Old Lady.

Americans Are So Emotionally Fragile That Soon We Will Have To Be Carried Around In Plastic Bubbles And Fed With An Eye-dropper.

Time Has Lost All Meaning In That Nightmare Alley Of The Western World Known As The American Mind. We Wallow In Nostalgia But Manage To Get It All Wrong. True Nostalgia Is An Ephemeral Composition Of Disjointed Memories... But American-style Nostalgia Is About As Ephemeral As Copyrighted D?j? Vu.

I Do Believe In Reincarnation, But I Do Not Believe There Is Life Before Noon.