He Was Born An Englishman

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.

An Author's First Duty Is To Let Down His Country.

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.