When Two Men Fight Over

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.

Every Cripple Has His Own Way Of Walking.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.