Every Cripple Has His Own

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

No Man Can Discover His Own Talents.

That You, Sister. May You Be The Mother Of A Bishop.

I Cannot Imagine Any Crime Worse Than Taking A Life, Can You? -it'd Depend Whose Life.