The Only Thing I Envy

The Only Thing I Envy In Young People Is Their Livers.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

Shakespeare Said Pretty Well Everything And What He Left Out, James Joyce, With A Judge From Meself, Put In.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke