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You Always Hear About The Guy Who Was Raised By Wolves. You Never Hear About The Guy Who Was Raised By The Guy Who Was Raised By Wolves. The Problem Is, You Have A Non-wolf Imparting Wolf Teachings.

One Of The Most Difficult And Ironic Murder Weapons Is The Life Jacket.

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.

A Straw Enables You To Drink Without Using Your Wrist. A Straw Is Your Friend - Until You Lose Eye Contact With The Straw. Then It Will Betray You And Make You Look Like An Idiot.

Count Your Blessings, But Not Out-loud, At The Top Of Your Lungs.