Hess Or No Hess, I'm

I Only Believe In Statistics That I Doctored Myself

It May Be That Those Whose Work Is Their Pleasure Are Those Who Most Need The Means Of Banishing It At Intervals From Their Minds.

My Most Brilliant Achievement Was My Ability To Be Able To Persuade My Wife To Marry Me.

I Like A Man Who Grins When He Fights.

[the Politician] Is Asked To Stand, He Wants To Sit, And He Is Expected To Lie.