[hollywood] Hates America.

I Was Against Gay Marriage Until I Realized I Didn't Have To Get One.

Republicans Want Smaller Government For The Same Reason Crooks Want Fewer Cops; It's Easier To Get Away With Murder.

You Don't Need A Guidebook To See New Orleans - Just A Good Pair Of Shoes.

Republicans Now Have Their Own Network In Fox, So Guys Who Don't Like To Answer Questions, Like Trent Lott, Have A Place To Go To Hit Softballs.

No One Will Ever Accuse James Carville Of Taking Himself Seriously.