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God Tipped The Country And All The Fruits And Nuts Rolled West.

When Michael Jordan Quit, I Suddenly Found Myself Without A Sports Hero.

If God Dislikes Gays So Much, How Come He Picked Michelangelo, A Known Homosexual, To Paint The Sistine Chapel Ceiling While Assigning Anita Bryant To Go On Television And Push Orange Juice?

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