Homemade Sweaters Are Always Itchy.

I'm Always Working On A Few Different Stories At Once, So There's Always Some Really Big Coffee Table Book I'm Carrying Around.

I'm In Fact A Hair Under Six Feet, But I'm Very Svelte. People Would Never See Me If I Turned Sideways.

I Was Not A Jock In High School. I Know, You're Shocked.

Look, Not Embracing The 'today' Show Is Soooo Yesterday.

I Still Don't Know How To Cook And That's Just Unacceptable.