Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't

Some Fellows Get Credit For Being Conservative When They Are Only Stupid.

We Like Little Children, Because They Tear Out As Soon As They Get What They Want.

There Is Plenty Of Peace In Any Home Where The Family Doesn't Make The Mistake Of Trying To Get Together.

I Don't Know Of Anything Better Than A Woman If You Want To Spend Money Where It Will Show.

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.