Some Fellows Get Credit For

It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To Going Good Till There's A Few Resignations

The Fellow That Calls You 'brother' Usually Wants Something That Doesn't Belong To Him.

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

An Optimist Is A Fellow Who Believes What's Going To Be Will Be Postponed

Bees Are Not As Busy As We Think They Are. They Just Can't Buzz Any Slower.