How Am I Immature? Intellectually,

People Always Tease Me. They Say, Look At You, You Went For So Much Psychoanalysis And You're So Neurotic, You Wind Up Marrying A Girl So Much Younger Than You.

Life Is Unresolved, Confusing, Bewildering, Puzzling, Ambiguous. You Don't Really Know What's Going To Happen. The Future Is Uncertain For Everybody.

When I Was Kidnapped, My Parents Snapped Into Action. They Rented Out My Room.

... Years Of Insanity Have Made This Guy Crazy!

Just Because You're Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Out To Get You.