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On The Continent There Is One Topic Which Should Be Avoided-the Weather; In England, If You Do Not Repeat The Phrase "lovely Day, Isn't It?" At Least Two Hundred Times A Day, You Are Considered A Bit Dull.

The Japanese Are Human Beings Like The Rest Of Us, But They Will Strongly Resent This Insinuation.

On The Continent People Have Good Food; In England People Have Good Table Manners.

Television Is Of Great Educational Value. It Teaches You While Still Young How To (a) Kill, (b) Rob, (c) Embezzle, (d) Shoot, (e) Poison, And, Generally Speaking, (f) How To Grow Up Into A Wild West Outlaw Or Gangster By The Time You Leave School.

The Man Who Is Not Afraid Of Danger Is Not A Hero, But A Psychopath.