The Man Who Is Not

Japan Is, You Often Feel, An Improved Version Of The United States.

Prices In Italy Are Only Slightly Lower Than In France, Which Means That Italy Is A Very Expensive Country For Everyone, Natives, Visitors And Tourists.

Tel-aviv Airport Is Still The Only Airport In The World Where Each Passenger Is Met By Ten Relatives.

Travel' Is The Name Of A Modern Disease Which Became Rampant In Themid-fifties And Is Still Spreading. The Disease - Its Scientific Name Is Travelitis Furiosus - Is Carried By A Germ Called Prosperity.

I Have Often Thought That The Aim Of Port Is To Give You A Good And Durable Hangover, So That During The Next Day You Should Be Reminded Of The Splendid Occasion The Night Before.