Japan Is, You Often Feel,

The Poor Americans Are So Busy Defending The Rights Of Hindus In Pakistan, Moslems In India, Jews In Palestine, Koreans In Japan, Italians In Yugoslavia And Hungarians In Czechoslovakia That They Simply Cannot Give A Thought To Negroes In The United States.

Japan Is, You Often Feel, An Improved Version Of The United States.

Bad English Was The Second Language Of Israel And Bad Hebrew, Of Course, Remained The National Language.

I Have Often Thought That The Aim Of Port Is To Give You A Good And Durable Hangover, So That During The Next Day You Should Be Reminded Of The Splendid Occasion The Night Before.

English Humor Resembles The Loch Ness Monster In That Both Are Famous But There Is A Strong Suspicion That Neither Exists.