I Actually Had A Chance

I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.

Children That Play Outside Develop Better Problem Solving Skills And Have A Stronger Ability To Work Within A Group.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Wish Your Outhouse Was As Nice As Those At The State Park.

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.