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You Might Be A Redneck If You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Little House On The Prairie For Decorating Tips.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Check In The Bottom Of Your Shoe For Change So You Can Get Grandma A New Plug Of Tobacco.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

That's The Great Thing About A Tractor. You Can't Really Hear The Phone Ring.