I Always Had One Ear

Why Don't You Do The World A Favour. Pull Your Bottom Lip Up Over Your Head And Swallow.

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.