The First Girl You Go

I Wanted To Be A Pharmacist. I Liked The Way Our Local Pharmacist Was Always Dressed In A Nice White Coat; He Looked Very Calm, You'd Give Him Money, And He'd Give You Something That You Wanted To Buy.

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening For The Call From The Bookie.