I Am A Death Dealer,

People Should Realize Women Aren't Just Whores Or Virgins, I Want To See Women Who Are Real Human Beings.

I Quite Fancy Having A Hover Car, But I Don't Fancy Everyone Having One. Because I Feel Like I Spend Quite A Lot Of Time Stuck In Traffic On The 405 But If Everybody Had One Then They'd Be Scared And We'd Crash, But If It Was Just Me, Then I Think I Would Zoom Home Quite Fast. I Also Quite Fancy A Phone Attached To My Hand But Then I Don't Know If I Fancy It Being Stuck To My Body.

I Love My Fan Base Because They Never High-five Me; They Always Get Really Shifty And Hide. Adam Sandler's Fan Base Are Like, 'hey!' And High-five Him And Want To Hang Out, But Mine Go Behind Pillars And Get Really Freaked Out.

My Best Feature Is Unfortunately A Private Matter, Although I'm Told It Is Spectacular. But You Can't Really Walk It Down The Red Carpet. What Can I Say?

When I Was Pregnant, Everyone Told Me You're Going To Be One Of Those Women With A Little Football In Front. And Then This...thing, This Scooby-doo Monster Belly Arrived. I Gained 65 Pounds. Every Single Part Of My Body Was Thicker - Even My Scalp! But That's The Advantage Of Being Young - It Went Right Back.