I Am Always Joking And

Helen Of Troy, A Hooker From Upstate New York. Never Got A Dinner!

Julius Caesar's Wife, Who Said To Julius, We Are Not Naming Our Son Sid! Never Got A Dinner!

Noah's Wife, Who Said To Him After 40 Days And 40 Nights, It's Your Turn To Spread The Papers On The Floor! Never Got A Dinner!

George Burns, What A Man. He Read In The Paper That It Takes Ten Dollars A Year To Support A Kid In India. So He Sent His Kids There.

Burt Reynolds, Great Sex Symbol Of The Movies, Who Said, I Owe It All To One Great Part. Never Got A Dinner!