Julius Caesar's Wife, Who Said

Elizabeth Taylor Has A Big Heart. She Recently Built A Halfway House For Girls Who Don't Want To Go All The Way.

Sydney Poitier, Who Said To Lester Maddox, Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner? Never Got A Dinner!

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

Dean Martin's Great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, Who Said To Eli Whitney, I See The Cotton, But Where's The Gin? Never Got A Dinner!

Orville Wright Said To His Brother, "wilbur, You Were Only In The Air For 12 Seconds. How Could My Luggage Be In Cleveland?"