I Am Furious About Everything.

I’m Never Without A Bandage.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

The Only Street I Like Is Rue Honore De Balzac, Because 'balzac' Sound So Gay, And I Love My Gays. I Might Like Parisians More If They Named Their Streets Only For Gay Icons, Like Rue Liza Minnelli Or Rue Bette Midler Or, My Favorite, Rue Mcclanahan.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.