I Am Human And I

Whether It Be Beyonce Or Justin Bieber, We See Singers Who Have Absolutely Nothing To Offer Anyone As They Walk Off Stage Clutching Three Grammys In Each Hand.

Life Is Very Long, When You're Lonely.

I Would Never, Ever Do Anything As Vulgar As Having Fun.

The Only Thing That Could Possibly Save British Politics Would Be Margaret Thatcher's Assassin.

And If You Have Five Seconds To Spare, I'll Tell You The Story Of My Life".