I Am Very, Very Proud

I Do Not Like Vaudeville, But What Can I Do? It Likes Me.

I Am Very, Very Proud Of My Ability As A Cook.

How Many Women Have The Courage To Start Properly With A Cold, Cold Bath Early In The Morning? I Jump In, Throw The Water, Cold As Ice, And After The First Plunge I Am Happy.

I Don't Want To Get Married, And I Don't Want To Work After I'm 30, So I Must Manage My Fortune Somehow In The Next Seven Years.

I Have Never Known The Time When I Did Not Wear Stays. My Stays Are Part Of Me.