I Attend Surprisingly Few Shows.

There Have Been People Who Have Tried To Take Advantage Of Me. They Want To Be Linked To Me Just Because I'm Ethel Merman.

I've Never Suffered Stage Fright. That Fascinates People.

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.

Always Give Them The Old Fire, Even When You Feel Like A Squashed Cake Of Ice.

I Wouldn't Change One Thing About My Professional Life, And I Make It A Point Not To Dwell On My Mistakes