I Believe That Laughter Is

In Every Country, They Make Fun Of City. In U.s. You Make Fun Of Cleveland. In Russia, We Make Fun Of Cleveland.

If Love Is The Treasure, Laughter Is The Key.

Americans Think Soviets Are So Grim. I Want Them To See That They Can Smile.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!