I Bought A New Pair

One Of My Favorite Clothing Patterns Is Camouflage. Because When You're In The Woods It Makes You Blend In. But When You're Not It Does Just The Opposite. It's Like, 'hey, There's An Asshole.'

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

The Clothes Make The Man. The Children Working In Sweatshops Make The Clothes. Therefore, The Children Working In Sweatshops Make The Man.

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

Small Businesses Are Important, But So Are Tiny Businesses.