I Bought My Mother-in-law A

An Adult Western Is Where The Hero Still Kisses His Horse At The End, Only Now He Worries About It.

One Of Those Christmas Songs Says, "you Better Not Shout, You Better Not Cry, You Better Not Pout." How's My Wife Going To Get Along?

The Company Accountant Is Shy And Retiring. He's Shy A Quarter Of A Million Dollars. That's Why He's Retiring.

War Toys Are Scary. They Have A Rocket Launcher With A Bayonet Attached, In Case You Miss.

Do You Want To Feel Insecure? Count The Number Of Christmas Cards You Sent Out, And Then Count Those You Received.