I Can Never Do Nothing

Marijuana Brownies Are Amazing. Very Simple To Make, Too. Just Get Some Duncan Hines Brownie Mix And Cook The Weed Right In There. Drop It Right In With The Butter. I Don't Know Who Came Up With This Idea First, But It's Sheer Genius.

The Jewelry Stores Say, 'tell Your Wife You Love Her With A Diamond,' While Wives Tell You They Love You With, 'ok, But Just Because It's Valentine's Day.'

David Letterman Is The Best Late-night Talk Show Host Right Now, Hands Down, And Has Been Since He First Took The Desk.

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

My Grandmother Instilled In Me A Toughness That Comes With Survival. She Was A Tough Lady And Never Truly Enjoyed Her Life. She Would Always Worry About Things And I Would Tell Her That It Wasn't Going To Get Her Anywhere And It Didn't. I Wasn't Even That Smart Back Then, But I Knew That Worrying About Everyone Else Wasn't Good For Her Health. As Latinos, We Stress And Worry So Much About The Future When The Future Is Today. As Long As We Protect What's Good In Our Lives, We Will Be All Right.