I Can Speak Esperanto Like

You Can Fool Some Of The People All Of The Time, And All The People Some Of The Time, Which Is Just Long Enough To Be President Of The United States.

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.

A Bird In The Strand Is Worth Two In Shepherds Bush

I Told You I Was Sick.