I Can't Give Up Golf,

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Chiropractic Is A Wonderful Means Of Natural Healing!

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

Gerry Ford Is Easy To Spot On The Course. He Drives The Cart With The Red Cross Painted On Top.