I Can Tell How Lonely

The Problem With My Balloon Collection Is That People Always Think There's A Party. Settle Down. It's Not A Party. It's Just Balloons.

I Wanna Buy A Bunch Of Hermit Crabs And Make Them Live Together.

If I Had To Pick One Artist To Tile My Bathroom I Would Go With Mc Escher.

I Equals All Of The Ifs Added Up Over Time. The Ifs, Those Are The Possibilities; That's Infinite For All Of Us. Every Day There Are Just Millions Of Them. Time, That's Finite For Each Of Us; There Is No Question There. Maybe If You Divide Choices By The Amount Of Time You Have, The Real I Can Emerge, Depending Upon Those Choices.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.