I Can Always Tell How

I Am A Comedian But It's Usually Not A Compliment To Be Called A Prop Comedian But I Guess I Sometimes Use Props. And I Always Confuse Humorist With Comedian. That's Strange.

Dogs Seem More Photogenic Than Cats. In Photos Most Cats Look Like Sociopaths.

I Wish My Name Started With A Comma. That Would Be So Dramatic.

Let No Man's Deathbed Be A Futon.

I Like Digital Cameras, Because They Enable You To Reminisce Immediately.