I Can't Afford To Die;

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.

Joy Is Obtaining A Big, Loving, Caring Shut-knit Household In Yet Another Town.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.