I Love To Sing, And

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Everyday Happiness Means You Can't Wait To Come Home, Because The Soup Is Hot.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

I'd Say That About 82 Percent Of What I Write Is Bad, But Don't Go By Me; I'm As Bad A Judge As I Am A Writer. Look, If It Were All Good, You'd Be Paying Twice As Much For This Book.

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.