I Smoke Cigars Because At

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.

How Can I Die? I'm Booked.

Define Your Business Goals Clearly So That Others Can See Them As You Do.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.