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Old Age Is When You Resent The Swimsuit Issue Of Sports Illustrated Because There Are Fewer Articles To Read.

Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

Too Bad That All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Taxicabs And Cutting Hair.

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.

It's No Surprise That Things Are So Screwed Up: Everyone That Knows How To Run A Government Is Either Driving Taxicabs Or Cutting Hair.