Take Care Not To Wear

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

I'm Very Pleased To Be Here. Let's Face It, At My Age I'm Very Pleased To Be Anywhere.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

It's No Surprise That Things Are So Screwed Up: Everyone That Knows How To Run A Government Is Either Driving Taxicabs Or Cutting Hair.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.