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As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

Old Age Is When You Resent The Swimsuit Issue Of Sports Illustrated Because There Are Fewer Articles To Read.

I Would Go Out With Women My Age, But There Are No Women My Age.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

Say Goodnight Gracie.