As Long As You're Working,

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.

Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.

How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've Already Had Everything.

People Are Always Asking Me How Much I'm Worth. Well, All I Can Say Is, I've Got Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life. As Long As I Die In The Next 20 Minutes.