How Can I Die? I'm

Say Goodnight Gracie.

When I Wasn't Working, I Put The Blame Directly Where It Belonged - I Blamed My Agent. When I Didn't Have An Agent, I Spent Time Looking For A New Agent So I Would Have Somebody To Blame.

Tennis Is A Young Man's Game. Until You're 25, You Can Play Singles. From 25 To 35, You Should Play Doubles. I Won't Tell You Exactly How Old I Am, But When I Played, There Were 28 Men On The Court - Just On My Side Of The Net.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.