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Black Comics, They Only Watch Black Comedians. You're A Comedian; You're Not Just A Black Comedian. You're A Comedian. I Try To Get That Through To Everybody.

You Could Be Married And Bored Or Single And Lonely. Ain't No Happiness Nowhere.

You Don’t Need No Gun Control, You Know What You Need? We Need Some Bullet Control. Men, We Need To Control The Bullets, That’s Right. I Think All Bullets Should Cost Five Thousand Dollars… Five Thousand Dollars Per Bullet… You Know Why? Cause If A Bullet Cost Five Thousand Dollars There Would Be No More Innocent Bystanders.

Emotional Affairs, Those Are The Only Real Affairs; Those Are The Real Ones.

Only Married People Understand You Can Be Miserable And Happy At The Same Time.