I Can't Sing, But I

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.

I Will Accept Anything In The Theatre . . . Provided It Amuses Or Moves Me. But If It Does Neither, I Want To Go Home.

I See Her As One Great Stampede Of Lips Directed At The Nearest Derriere.

Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In The Mid-day Sun; The Japanese Don't Care To, The Chinese Wouldn't Dare To; Hindus And Argentines Sleep Firmly From Twelve To One, But Englishmen Detest A Siesta.

He Must Have Been An Incredibly Good Shot.