I'm Not A Heavy Drinker,

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

Las Vegas: It Was Not Cafe Society, It Was Nescafe Society

You Will Know You're Old When You Cease To Be Amazed.

Acting Is Not A State Of Being ... But A State Of Appearing To Be.

Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.